The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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