we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My bed smells like the plague
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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