Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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