That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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