i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
His hands were made for my vagina.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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