Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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