Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
be right there i have to get my cape
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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