What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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