I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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