Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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