Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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