quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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