I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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