it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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