dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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