Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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