All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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