I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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