i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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