brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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