Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm too high and old for this...
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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