just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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