Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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