I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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