what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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