Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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