i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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