she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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