Don't you send me to vm
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I faked an abortion last night.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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