im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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