how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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