Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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