I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I think people are normalizing furries
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
