ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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