grandma shit on top of the toilet
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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