Quick, to the slutcave!
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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