dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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