Can Purell be used as lube?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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