i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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