covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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