you guys were way drunker than both of me
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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