I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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