Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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