party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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