This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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