so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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