i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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