well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
God, you're like boner-b-gone
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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