don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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