I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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