I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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