Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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