She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He called his prostate his "boner button".
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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