Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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